2E1/05

Monday, January 30, 2006

yo ppl....just blogging to ensure that this blog DOES NOT DIE!!!

ok wadeva bye

jontan
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4:19 PM

Saturday, January 28, 2006

WISHING EVERYONE HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!!!

audience : go to h-e-l-l lah!

okok wadeva

WISHING EVERYONE HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

*btw this is a lame joke so ur not supposed to laugh but if u do its ok =D

jontan
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9:18 PM

Sunday, January 22, 2006

I MISS THE 2E1 SPIRIT. =(

(past)

(present)

(and this is where all our nonsense went)

but still,i miss the number one havoc class of sec 2 ko5. and all those detentions and screaming from teachers too.

LONG LIVE 2E1!!

10:24 AM

Thursday, January 12, 2006

yo people its me ur favourite talkshow host =D...ok im kiddin

anyway it has come to my attention that for some unknown mysterious reason....if u go to my blog directly from ur homepage(means u open internet xplorer and type in my blog add at the address bar), u cant access my blog but can only hear the music....

no fear A CURE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED thxs to.....*drum roll*...me...XD

okok 1st things 1st. sometimes if ur really lucky u can go straight from ur homepage if thats the case then no problemo. If u dont see anything appear but hear the music, there are 2 options.

1. When the chorus of the music starts (its just like that), refresh the page. If ur a bit lucky, u'll see the screen turn black and/or u see the iWeb logo appear on the top left hand corner. If thats the case just leave it there in a few seconds everything will tinkle in place. If u only hear music and nothing else...go to 2.

2. The other option is to go to class blog (or any blog which linked me) and click the link to my blog. It should work....if it doesnt get a better computer, fix ur internet or scan ur com for viruses. if not go to step 3.

3. The easiest BUT HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED option...which is.....just dun go my blog lah DUH....but plzplzplzplz visit =D

ok im done crapping now i shall crack a joke.....*clearing troaght cough*

Two men are arguing...they approach a third person to help them solve their problem...

"Excuse me mr, do u have an encyclopedia on u? My friend and i want to settle an argument"

"Im sorry no i dont have one. What was the argument?"

"My friend thought u had an encyclopedia on u"

Audience : U call that a joke??? boooo *throws an assortment of rotten fruits and the audience starts to f5*

*talkshow host (me) is buried under a moutain of rotten fruits

a new geological wonder is formed...and in Singapore!!!

Mt Stinky Salad with Jonathan under it....

ok wadeva im just bored thats why im posting all this crap BYE

jontan
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10:28 PM

Saturday, January 07, 2006

BOOTES

REELYN IS SELLING CURSE DOLLS.

ONE FOR 275 MESOS.

ALSO SELLING,

weird medicine vibe, mokbi, red/blue knucklevest, brown matty and sky snowboard.

FOR MORE INFO, pls contact reelyn in bootes. =D

reelyn would like to wish ALL MAPLERS, a happy maple day!

=D rl.

8:12 PM

Goodmorning Starshine!

*ahem*

WHO'S THAT??

Guinevere

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Do You Want Some Candy Little Girl?

2:50 PM

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

yay lets see my bad teacher combinations....ahem ahem....lets start then

Form Teacher - Ms Elaine Lam (gd teacher phew)
English - Ms Serene Ow (omg!!!! save me)
E Maths - Mr Lee M C (heard hes lousy....)
A Maths - Ms Elaine Lam (gd teacher phew)
Biology - Ms rozianna and ms tan (gd one phew)
Chem - Pervert Ong and Mrs Elizabeth Lim (mrs lim:ok lah gd teacher, perver ong: HOLY CRAP!)
Literature - Ms Ilan (ok lah)
SS - one higher chinese teacher hu is new dunno what the name is
History - Mr Hazri (yay heard hes good)

thats bout it i think...so ok lah not THAT bad...its seeing pervert ongs name on my teacher list made me feel sick...

jontan
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8:51 PM

Monday, January 02, 2006

hey people tmr is 1st day oh schl.....im not used to wakingup early and as a proof that im not used to schl i can declare that ive 4gotten the pledge liao....serious

anyway as maddy said in earlier posts plz put in this blog hu ur teachers are so that we can congratulate u if u got great teachers and we can console u if u got f*ckers

jontan
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3:58 PM